Question:
What is one horsepower?
Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy
it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.
Water freezes
at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees. There are
180 degrees between freezing and boiling because
there are 180 degrees between north and south.
Teacher:
Is Lapland heavily populated? Class: No,
there are not many Lapps to the mile! Teacher: Name
an animal that lives in Lapland! Pupil: A reindeer Teacher: Good,
now name another. Class: Another
reindeer!
A
MATH JOKE Teacher: How
much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and
down or across? Teacher: What
do you mean? Pupil: Well,
up and down makes a 3 or across the middle
leaves a 0!
AN IDEAL HOMEWORK EXCUSE
Teacher: Where
is your homework?
Pupil: I lost
it fighting this kid who said you weren't
the best teacher in the school
Why aren't
you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things
that happened before I was born!
Teacher:
Class, we will have only half a day of school
this morning. Class:
Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this
afternoon!
Why
does history keep repeating itself?
Because we weren't listening the first time!
What's black and white all over and difficult?
An exam paper!
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
Son:
I can't go to school today. Father:
Why not? Son:
I don't feel well Father:
Where don't you feel well? Son:
In school!
Teacher:Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes
and no Teacher: What
do you mean? Pupil: Yes,
I'm no good at math!
